What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?

Dr No

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

What is every dictators biggest fear?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

China Housing Demand to Stay at 75% Below Peak, Goldman Says - Bloomberg

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?

-All the bad guys are black.